kraft dinner queen

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via africandad)

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this

image

(via sniffing)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via seedy)

-scrapes:

stop drop and roll the hell away from me

(via asvprock)

halfnasty:


ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm
  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

  • mormondad:

    Why do other ppl have my name wtf

    (via hate)

    tiredestprincess:

    ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

    (via chicken-nuggets-galore)

    troyesivan:

    tyleroakley:

    bongfucker:

    tyler oakley walks into a bar. i burn the bar down

    Hahhaha, it’s funny because you wish I were dead. I get it!

    ha ha ha some one dying is so funny. a+ sense of humour!1!! big comedian.. make funny joke!¡!

    (via whatsagarb)

    tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

    (via sniffing)