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ilikeyouandvodka:

Life is like a fart. That’s it. There is no witty metaphor. Everything sucks.

(via africandad)

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via happiest)

wartortles:

When a popular blog follows you

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(via departured)

100-cherry-bombs:

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