kraft dinner queen

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

(via plug)

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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(via coluring)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(via sniffing)

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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(Source: surprisebitch, via plug)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

(via happiest)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via parkingstrange)

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

(Source: oliversroom, via lohanthony)

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via guy)